HAHAHAHAHA!

"Sorry CMBLB, but I'm off either being productive or eating... Probably eating."
Gotta love Jesse's away message, you gotta love it.

Sillyness...

Me: aw i'm talking to the little girl cat is babysitting, shes laughing at my typo
Me: dumb children
Allie: heh
Allie: *chants* eat it! eat it!
Me: hehehe
Me: shes ten, too old to eat
Allie: dammit
Me: now 1 or 2 i can understand
Me: babbies are good to eat, yummay
Allie: babies taste good
Me: hah i read a satire on that, it was good
Me: yes they do, with BBQ sauce mmmmmm
Allie: hmm
Allie: honey bbq sauce
Allie: and just roast them on an open grill
Me: ooooo
Me: with an apple in their mouth?
Allie: all the way
Me: oooo
Me: dude i hafta post this in my lj, first convo in there wooo!
Allie: heh
Allie: oh yay
Allie: i'm gonna post it too
Me: hehehe
Me: get out of my head!
Allie: heh
Allie: i put my mood as hungry and it has the little star with a napkin tied around its neck and a fork and a knife
Allie:tee hee
Me: HAHAHA!

God we are so silly. Eating babies, where is Tom Helms when I need him?

Ap English

Speaking of satires I think I'm going to post mine cause I'm bored. We had to write a satire modeled off of Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal".

"A Modest Proposal"

One walks into a store expecting to purchase an item of worth but finds that the item in question is too costly for the consumer. So instead of accumulating the funds to purchase the item, the consumer decides to pilfer the item. The previously stated situation is a common occurrence in society today. A transpiration that in my opinion requires a solution. I believe I hold the solution to the stated dilemma.

If anyone tries to swindle an article from within the store the thief will be halted by the system I have developed. In this system consumers, upon entering the shop, are required to wear belts. Within that belt is an electric shock system. Upon vacating the shop the thief will receive an unsubstantial shock, enough to paralyze them. Once paralyzed the belt, which is also magnetic, will cause the "customer" to be towed back into the store by the magnet located directly behind the door on the far away wall. After being lugged back into the store the "consumer" will be arrested by the store's own police force.

My collaborator believes that my methods are absurd but I believe not. My fellow colleague believes that the insertion of cameras and security guards is a superior solution. But I believe that my colleague's method has been tested, and has failed. For a shop to have its own trained police force is a reliable idea since the police officers are real police officers, not pretend cops in costumes. Cameras are necessary in order to spot the theft but more cameras only help you to see the theft in more angles, not to stop it. And cameras are a squander of assets whereas my solution, which will cost 12 million dollars, will conserve in the long run.

From my solution I will gain nothing since I own an online business and all my interactions are electronic. But I believe that for the regular businessman my solution will be useful and worthy of purchase.

You like? You buy? Oh lord "South Pacific" flashbacks...Coconut bra Allie? Forbid me to ever to another musical with Rob in a coconut bra...